S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon
I just have a lot of love for this gif.
Avengers (1963) #5
I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.
I want more fic where Thor and Loki are getting hot and heavy and they’re desperate to fuck but then they can’t find any lube.
and Thor is like, “Don’t you know a spell or something…?”
and Loki is like… “Why the FUCK would I know a spell for slicking up my own ass?” and he gets so pissed off he sends Thor to sleep on the goddamn couch because seriously what the everloving fuck.
but shortly after, Loki turns himself into a female and climbs on Thor’s dick anyway because he cant help himself. Thor still has to sleep on the stupid couch tho for making stupid suggestions
#I’ll be honest#I’m not a fan of ‘magic-lube’ either#not because it’s stupid#but because I’d rather read about Thor or Loki using their own fingers to stretch and slick#it’s more intimate that way (tags from plassypus)
never call bucky the new loki in front of me
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
If Chris Hemsworth played the part of Dr. Alan McMichael in Crimson Peak. And see, I may have written “ver. Chris x Tom” but all I see is a Thorki Victorian AU so….
[cute thing happens between otp]
[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]
[long high pitched whine]
[straightens self out and continues reading]
Can you imagine the first time Loki saw Thor having an erection? He must have been like
There he is, the mighty Chris Hemsworth. My brother from another mother.Thor: The Dark World Commentary (by Tom Hiddleston)
Marvel Studios presents: The Actors and the Snipers Threat.