when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
"Gross, Dad, don’t do—DAD, STOP IT!"
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
its a vicious cycle
Reading gay fanfiction by the pool side
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD BC IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY HIPSTER PICTURE AND THEN YOU SEE THE IPAD AND ITS JUST GAY PHANFIC OMG
IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER THAT ITS PHAN OMF
hahaha omg I….
wait…is that…is that my URL? Is that…my fic…?
the doll test is so sad omfg
it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious
it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious
9:36pm. Still hilarious.
It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep